Now that our venerable Fourth Estate is realizing that the whole issue of weapons of mass destruction (abbreviated as MWD to further distract the masses) might only have been a red herring, one could make the argument that their further discussion of them is a pointless waste of time. After all, there are many other items of mass destruction that are much easier to find, if only because one needn't leave the South Bay to find them. Below, just a few:

SUVs of mass destruction

Condos of mass destruction

Beach events of mass destruction

Developments of mass destruction

Realtors of mass destruction

Local politicians of mass destruction

Bureaucrats of mass destruction

Housewives of mass destruction

Tied-up dogs of mass destruction

Metlox of mass destruction

Burritos of mass destruction

Left-hand turn lanes of mass destruction

Fiestas Hermosa of mass destruction

Traffic of mass destruction

Storm drains of mass destruction

Group of little skater dudes of mass destruction

Rich pompous asses of mass destruction

Banners of mass destruction

Websites of mass destruction

Donuts of mass destruction (with apologies to Noah)

(June 13, 2003)

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