Chevron and BP ≠ major industrial polluters

Beach Beach ≠ marketing campaign aimed at kids

Krispy Kreme donuts ≠ biggest rip-off since the pet rock

Pat Aust = shoo-in for City Council

Heart of the City ≠ Catalina Redevelopment District

Street banner ads = decoration

Soda machines = ethical source of funds for schools

Turning a fiberglass statue that never was brass into brass = restoration

Bob Pinzler ≠ best local politician turned political columnist in memory

Metlox ≠ mini malls

Coalition for Practical Regulation ≠ bunch of complete jackasses

San Pedro ≠ a great place to live

Invading Iraq = coherent Middle East strategy

Media consolidation & serious blow to democracy

"Anger Management" ≠ best way to waste $9

State Legislature = remotely efficient body of elected officials

Real estate agents = trustworthy opinion leaders

(May 23, 2003)

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