Segway < windskater < Radio Flyer wagon < roller blades < skateboard < roller skates < bicycle

U2 > Kid Rock/Nelly/Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake

Los Angeles Times > most other papers

Push button dialing < rotary dialing

Timex > Rolex

Paul Silva > John Bogert

Heart of the City planning process < a minor surgical procedure in the genital area

Earthlink < Oh my god, anyone

105 > 405

Firing high-ranking officials > firing other staff

Beach restrooms in Redondo Beach > beach restrooms in Manhattan Beach > beach restrooms in Hermosa Beach

Bungalows > giant ego palaces

Sacred Grounds > Starbucks

Java Man > Starbucks

Car alarms < leaf blowers

Commercial areas with parking meters < those without

Shaq > Kobe

Old Redondo Beach street signs > new Redondo Beach street signs

(February 5, 2004)

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