Politics during election season < Politics not during election season

The days before it was always election season > Now

Political pundits < circus clowns

Dry winters < wet winters

Letting people merge into your lane > being a dick

Eucalyptus trees > box trees

Driving on the San Diego Freeway < being tortured by Jack Bauer

Paid admission to beach events < free events on the beach

Encounter > any other airport restaurant anywhere

Most daily newspapers < Los Angeles Times

MediaNews < Copley < just about anyone else

Outdoor malls > indoor malls

Downtowns > any malls

Pierce Brosnan < Daniel Craig

Hermosa Avenue > Manhattan Avenue > Highland Avenue

Tanning salons < surf shops

Anza Avenue > Prairie Avenue

Normandie Avenue > Vermont Avenue

Name any other public monument in the South Bay < Korean Freedom Bell

San Pedro art scene > Art scenes in Manhattan Beach, Hermosa Beach and Redondo Beach combined

(March 7, 2007)

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