South Bay Curve > El Toro Y + Sepulveda Pass + Orange Crush

Howard Fishman > anyone they?re likely to replace him with

Christmas with snow < Christmas with sand

Xmas < Christmas

Diagonal > Parallel

Day at the beach > Day at the races

Arnold Swarzenegger < Steven Segall

Bungalow > Condo

Los Angeles Times > Just about every other major daily paper

LA Weekly > New Times

City Beat < LA Weekly

Corrupt Democrats > Corrupt Republicans

Honest leaders from either party > corrupt leaders from either party

Target > Kmart > Walmart

Rite Aid + Walgreens < Sav On

Green tea > Latte

(Dec 19, 2005)

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