Faster than ...

President Bush can declare a broad mandate.

Colin Powell can get the hell away from this administration; or it from him.

Evangelical Christians claim to be the majority of Americans.

A developer swoops on an old house after the death of its elderly owner.

Surfers swarm on El Porto during a winter swell.

A local politician takes personal credit for the slightest drop in the crime rate.

Traffic on Hawthorne Boulevard is delayed 30 minutes.

The governor can find an opportunity to use a quote from one of his movies.

The Torrance City Council approves another condo development.

Daily Breeze columnist John Bogert can come up with another story idea about his mildly humorous experiences as a parent.

Mike Gordon can accept another campaign contribution.

An airplane from the Torrance Airport can find a backyard in Lomita.

The Bush Administration can find another justification for cutting taxes on the rich.

The Los Angeles Times Magazine can find a reason not to publish on a given week.

(Nov. 16, 2004)

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