The Decision

Before I give you my thoughts on this matter, let me just say that I have ...

    Heard what you all have to say

    Balanced the pros and cons

    Separated the opinions of my real constituents from the special interest blather

    Reviewed the surveillance tapes

    Spoken with my wife

    Listened to the testimony of all those involved

    Separated the guessword from what we actually know

    Tried to imagine what Lincoln would do

    Looked over your notes

    Read the transcripts

    Opened the confidential file

    Gauged the support among my colleagues

    Followed the issue in the press

    Sat through several hours of audio tapes

    Held in my own hands the contents of the plastic bag

    Taken into account the recommendations of staff

    Seen things for myself

    Read the executive summary

    Poured over the raw statistics

    Examined the case history

    Consulted with our legal counsel

    Asked my father what he thinks

    Volunteered as a test subject

    Visited the actual site

    Telephoned my doctor

    Radioed the captain of the ship at sea

    Flown overhead in a helicopter

    Held a number of community meetings

    Interviewed the great man myself

    Contacted others to see how they responded in similar situations

– Garrison Frost

(Feb. 9, 2003)

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