| Dick Cheney?s To-Do List
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Return to undisclosed location to preserve strategic leadership resource
Go duck hunting with Scalia many, many more times before election
Pick up ritual adornments for secret cabal meeting who's bringing torches?
Make G.W. actually read his talking points
Continue planned eradication of nature
Lunch with Rummy
Lunch with representative of major corporate energy concern
Find out if there?s any value to freezing my brain upon my death
Think about money more often
Try to be less creepy
(May 15, 2004)
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